That's So Fcked Up

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Ash and Kristen begin their dive into the wildly controversial world of Graham Hancock and his hotly debated speculations. Along the way, they take approximately 700 Wikipedia detours through Gnosticism, Catharism, esoteric secret-knowledge clubs, and so much conspiracy-adjacent archaeology, religious relic lore, and Ice Age brain-melt timelines that Ash has to stop Kristen every 2-3 minutes to define something. So naturally, we had to make this a two-parter!

In part one, the gals talk about Hancock's journey from respected journalist to alternative archaeologist who digs into controversial theories about lost ancient civilizations and literally everything else throughout time and space. They dig into his greatest hits: the Ark of the Covenant, the Knights Templar, pyramids/Sphinx “they’re older than you think” chaos, the Face on Mars, and that whole “is this an ancient warning or just Virgin Mary on toast?” dilemma.

STUFF TO CHEER YOU UP:
Ash's list of "Comfort Shows" (and where to watch them for freeeee)
Ash learned a dance and actually filmed it... aka Ash dancing alone in …her yard aka "How Ash Likes to Party" 
Behind the scenes of Ash struggling to make a simple dance video ft. her SPARKLY BOOTS!

PODS TO KEEP YOU INFORMED:
It Could Happen Here- It Could Happen Here started as an exploration of the possibility of a new civil war. Now a daily show, it's evolved into a chronicle of collapse as it happens, and an exploration of how we might build a better future.
Higher Learning with Van Lathan and Rachel Lindsay - Van Lathan and Rachel Lindsay dissect the biggest topics in Black culture, politics, and sports. Two times per week, they will wade into the most important and timely conversations, frequently inviting guests on the podcast and occasionally debating each other.
Pod Save the World - A weekly podcast that breaks down international news and foreign policy developments, but doesn’t feel like homework.
This F*cking Guy - Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco, co-hosts of the podcast Hysteria, do a deep dive into the lives of some of the worst b*tches in the game - and let you know everything there is to know about their horrible, corrupt, and dishonest pasts.
Behind the Bastards - There’s a reason the History Channel has produced hundreds of documentaries about Hitler but only a few about Dwight D. Eisenhower. Bad guys (and gals) are eternally fascinating. Behind the Bastards dives in past the Cliffs Notes of the worst humans in history and exposes the bizarre realities of their lives. Listeners will learn about the young adult novels that helped Hitler form his monstrous ideology, the founder of Blackwater’s insane quest to build his own Air Force, the bizarre lives of the sons and daughters of dictators and Saddam Hussein’s side career as a trashy romance novelist.
Gaslit Nation - Gaslit Nation provides a deep dive on the news, skipping outrage to deliver analysis, history, context, and sharp insight on global affairs. Hosted by journalist and filmmaker Andrea Chalupa, an expert on authoritarian states who warned America about Russia and election hacking before the 2016 election.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition - Jon Stewart and The Daily Show News Team cover today's biggest headlines. The “Ears Edition” of The Daily Show features full episodes, extended content, exclusive interviews, and more.

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Audio editing by Gaytrice Perdue.

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Ash and former co-host Michelle Mosher are joined by hilarious historian, host of HILF: History I'd Like To Fck, Dawn Brody! For Valentine's Day 2023 the gals brought you your own tales of dating, romance and love gone wrong.We got a toooon of submissions from Colorado, Denver in particular... ladies of Denver, STAY STRONG! We are so sorry, and thank you for sharing your horror stories with us! Be safe out there everyone, love hurts.

Find Dawn from HILF: History I'd Like To Fck here:
https://www.dawnbrodey.com/
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We'd love to see you in our Discord, come hang out!
Audio engineering by Audio editing by Emma Bowen.
Intro background music courtesy of: https://www.youtube.com/@HapterMusic

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This week we take another trip down TSFU memory lane to V-Day 2022 when Ash and Cam read stories from Kristine, who met a potential cult leader on a dating app; an anonymous listener who was stalked by a terrifying Todd in college; and another anonymous listener whose co-worker was murdered by his step-son. Love kills y'all!

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Audio engineering by Evette Darensbourg and Lexi Jackson.
Intro background music courtesy of: https://www.youtube.com/@HapterMusic

Join Ashley and Fallon as they reconnect after a break, catching us up on life’s latest ups and downs—housing insecurity, mental health struggles, and some serious community love. Fallon shares news about stepping back from co-hosting, and the gals dive headfirst into the spine-chilling tale of the Amityville Horror.

From the tragic DeFeo murders to the Lutz family’s eerie encounters, they cover paranormal scares, family drama, and the infamous investigations by Ed and Lorraine Warren. It’s a mix of personal updates, ghostly thrills, and supernatural skepticism! 

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Edited by Ryan Truby.

Ash is joined by long time Guru and research assistant Celi Riojas as they wrap up the Devious Dolls season!

Ash tells Celi about one of the word's most infamous dolls, Annabelle. But the real Annabelle isn't like the scary one in the Conjuring movies, she's just an innocent looking Raggedy Anne doll... with very sinister intentions. Ashley also denounces her love of Ed and Lorraine Warren after finding out that Ed was allegedly sleeping with a 15 year old while married to Lorraine (which she apparently knew about), and that he was physically abusive towards Lorraine... Make sure to listen to TSFU Ep. 185- SPOOKY: The Smurl Haunting, The True Story Behind "The Conjuring: Last Rites" for all of the deets on THAT!

-Crave more stories involving hauntings, ghosts, demons, aliens, cryptids, conspiracies, curses and lore? Check out these episodes!
Episode 10- Vampires: Vlad the Impaler and The Blood Countess Elizabeth Bathory
Dexter's Conjectures 1- The Curse of King Tut's War Trumpets
Dexter's Conjectures 2- All About Aliens
Dexter's Conjectures 4- Cattle Mutilations
Dexter's Conjectures 7- Crop Circles
Episode 36- Cursed Movies: The Exorcist and Dementia 13
Episode 50- Aliens and Cryptids: The Abduction of Antonio Villas Boas and the Mothman of Point Pleasant
Episode 58- Demonic Possession: The Devil Made Me Do It, the True Story Behind The Conjuring 3
Episode 63- Conspiracy Theories: The Reptilian Illuminati and the Philadelphia Experiment
Episode 86- Murder by Exorcism: The Death of Janet Moses
Episode 103- Real Urban Legend: Cropsey and Willowbrook State School
Binge or Bust?- Episode 8: Beware the Slenderman
Episode 113- Vampire Panic: The Highgate Cemetery Vampire
TSFU Halloween Spookysode- "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"
Binge or Bust?- Episode 10: Devil's Road- The True Story of Ed and Lorraine Warren
Episode 122- Haunting: The True Story Behind "The Conjuring"
Feisty Festivals- Episode 3: Fun Religious Festivities
Patreon Exclusive: Ash and Michelle Do the Bible- Episode 1: Genesis- The Garden of Eden

To hear all 25 episodes of Ash Learns the Bible, plus early access to regular content, and ad-free versions of all 600 episodes in our catalog, visit our Patreon!
If you'd like to support my escape to Indonesia, check out the GOFUNDME :)
Audio engineering by Gaytrice Perdue.
Research assistance by Ryan Pregent.