Stiff Socks

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02:34 – “2016 sucked”
2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs
17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits
22:58 – First apartment stories
33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots
50:00 - Choppelgangers
51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????
55:22 – Body cam footage
55:00 – Sock Talk
56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown
59:00 - Creating Jingles 
01:04:42 – Secret Sock
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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod 
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers
3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral
8:40 – Street performers
16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer
21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal
27:18 – Ken vs Allen
32:20 – Diabetes Barbie
36:48 – Blind Barbie
39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain
46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream
49:48 – Sleeping positions
45:30 - Sock Talk
58:30 - Secret Sock
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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.
00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
00:01:46 –  Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
01:15:40 – Sock Talk
01:16:30 – Secret Sock
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Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

New Year’s Eve is supposed to be fun, but Trevor and Michael break down why it’s actually all pressure, fake “open bars,” forced midnight kisses, and wildly unhinged superstitions like eating grapes under tables. Then Matteo Lane joins the chaos to talk confidence, nudist colonies, glow-ups, hair transplants, trauma dumping in public, and coming up in comedy.

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