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• Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake

  Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at home when visitin' the towers memorial. Orlando Bloom's goin' through his 'teenager who just discovered philosophy' phase while in splitsville from Katy Perry. One of the people on 'Love Island' is actively ghosting another cast member and that's insanely awkward. Jackie has many, many feelings regarding the villa on 'Love Island', and MJ is here to give the space Jackie needs. The reunion for 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' was E M O T I O N A L. MJ highly recommends 'My Mom Jayne' if you're wantin' to bawl. Travis Kelce is join' Lea Michele in the anti-Book IT club, Vinny ain't the Vinny we remember, AND SO MUCH MORE!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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• They Shot Orlando Bloom's Exwife Into Space w/ Jake Young

  Everyone's favorite Not Like The Other Nerds-Nerd, Jake Young, is back again to delve into the HAWT GOSS' of the sunsetting of global capitalism a la very tacky, very out of touch Bezos Billionaire wedding. Clip art butterflies included.WW3 might be around the corner, but SHUT UP IT'S FASHION TIME! Guests at the wedding once more reminding everyone that 'Money Can't Buy Ya' ClAsSsSSsSSSS (elegance is earned)'The invitations? Tacky. The outfits? Tacky. The guest list? Tacky. But Orlando Bloom was there provin' he don't walk the talk (but he was takin' walks with Sydney Sweeney between her dancin' with Tom Brady!!), and Katy Perry wasn't, AND THEY'VE OFFICIALLY SPLIT! Which has Jackie and MJ feelin' a bit bad as her life unfolds around her. HOPE YA DID YA HOMEWORK! We're talkin' 'bout them red baggers on Trainwreck: Poop Cruise. Then it's time for everyone to be let down and reminded what reality tv REALLY IS, as the newest Golden Bachelor proves it might not be 'all men', but FUCK the ones that are! Then we've got 'Celebrity Controversies That Vanished From Public Memory, But These Fans Are STILL WEIRDLY FIXATED ON THEM!', Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:13:38.721 and ends at 1:25:52.811!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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• Second Helpings - We've Given Up On Gempsy

  This week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the wonderful world of Gaggleville welcoming a baby goose, Jackie gives her blessing uponst the Impossible Hot Dog, and MJ talks about the NYC Mayoral election results, including a certain loosing candidate chuppin' a dawg!  MJ begins warmin' up to (cold) mayo, Jackie reveals her "Jackie Dog" once again, and lets MJ know how much she's having to hold back on purchasing choir merch. Jackie's rollin' in the deep with 'Love Island' and there's no goin' back and that's not even MENTIONING all the drama bleedin' into the socials of the contestants, and then some more choir chat, including some Susan chat, as well as a very awkward encounter featuring a mom trying to play matchmaker. Jackie and MJ chat about the perk of losing weirdos interests with age, SECRET BAD KID TALK, MJ started the new season of 'The Bear' and agrees with the online chatter, HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT SECOND HELPINGS; watch Trainwreck: Poop Cruise!, AND MORE!!!  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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• Shark Facts w/ Ed Larson

  This week Jackie and MJ are joined by LPOTL and Brighter Side's own Shark Factoid Finder Ed Larson, to launch Page 7's own (rouge) Shark Week!  Plus the horrors of carpeted bathrooms, NYC finally getting garbage cans, Jackie and Ed went to see "28 Years Later", and Ed is called out for his theatah behavior! MJ finally watched "Jaws" for the 50th anniversary, then some water park chat, (including Jackie's 'it's all condoms theory') and the NY Mayoral elections have celeb news aaaalllllll dried up. Jackie's got day of the week socks but now she's just worried about not wearing them on the right day, MJ reveals their current compression sock setup, and Ed tells the story of a TRIP to Bonnaroo leaving him with hobbit feet. Even more shark movie talk, including Ed's knowledge of Jaw's documentaries, and somehow EVEN MORE SHARKTALK! Then it's time for THE LIST of "Movie Facts That Are So Surprising and Interesting That You'll wanna Share Them WITH EVERYONNEEEE!!", Blindz, Jackie's Snackies Starts at 1:06:55.214 and ends at 1:14:00.817, with MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:11:09.861!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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• Second Helpings - Here to Dry Things Up w/ Kara Klenk

  This week on Second Helpings, Jackie and MJ are joined by the one and only Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout the lack of new episodes of TLC's 'Polyfamily' TV series, since that's what Jackie was gonna watch while taking ABBATH. But since she couldn't, she started TLC's new show 'Virgins' and bathed in her own tears. That slides into talk about the new teaser trailer for the Jeremy Allen White Bruce Springsteen pic comin' out, as well as chat about who is the current generations Bruce, and talk 'bout Bobby Flay and his tribune to the too young passed Anne Burrell. A new season of 'THE BEAR' droppin' soon solidifying it's gonna be another Jeremy Allen White summer, and Kara proudly announces she's not into rat bois! 'The Traitors' Season 4 cast has been revealed, and sadly the New York and Mary from Real Housewives leak was REAL FAKE, instead it's the Kelce bros warning 'bout mama Kelce, so here's hopin' for crop tops, daisy dukes, and beer bongs! Kara gets to have her Rain Man moment and show she's an excellent watcher of Real Housewives, there's now pizza vodka, and Gwen Stefani is promoting dangerous cooking habits all in the name of CONTENT so NO FOOD IS SAFE! Then a SECOND JACKIES SNCAKIES THIS WEEK (that starts at 1:05:22.576) thanks to a very generous listener while MJ continues to torture his colon via hot chip at 1:10:06.542 before it's time to get some PICKLE FISH to end Jackie's Snackie's at 1:16:57.916, all that and more on this week's Second Helpings!ALSO! DON'T FORGET 'BOUT 'WHO'S THE BITCH?'S UPCOMING THREE HOUR SUMMER BITCHATHON OVER AT youtube.com/@whostheb JUNE 26TH @ 4pm-7pm PTS/ 7pm-10pm EST!!!!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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