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0:00 Intro
2:12 What's your secret that could ruin your life? https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4ixtgi/
11:02 Sponsor
12:25 Back to the cakes
25:04 My wife thinks I got laid off but really I quit to be a streamer https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/y35zyp/my_wife_and_everyone_else_thinks_i_got_laid_off/
37:13 Don't block your friends from talking to guys... https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1m4vu08/psa_if_youre_the_friend_who_blocks_guys_from/
48:16 I carry pumpkin seeds in my pocket and plant them wherever I go https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1i3x7m5/i_carry_pumpkin_seeds_in_my_pocket_and_plant_them/
57:11 Sent this confession to the wrong "Kelly" https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1s2ob6o/sent_this_confession_to_the_wrong_kelly/
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WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Austin Sauer
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
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0:00 Intro
2:18 My bf told me snacking on cheese balls is a deal breaker https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1dtaegt/my_24f_boyfriend_25m_told_me_that_snacking_on/
11:13 Sponsor
12:46 Back to the cheese story 
22:49 I quit without notice over fake job postings https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/r8r8vd/aita_for_quitting_without_notice_over_fake_job/
30:20 Gf snooped through my Reddit and wants me to change my advice https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/qeycv7/gf_23_snooped_through_my_m22_reddit_account_and/
45:26 I refuse to get rid of a painting my friend gave me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nf9068/aita_for_refusing_to_get_rid_of_a_painting_my/
55:15 MIL thinks I'm a witch because I dressed as one for Halloween https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1gf3cum/motherinlaw_thinks_i_am_a_witch_because_i_dressed/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Marcus Munguia
Editor: Patrick Horba
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
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0:00 Intro
1:26 He keeps hinting at an unusual kink 2 weeks in https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q5cqxk/aio_he_keeps_hinting_at_an_unusual_kink_2_weeks_in/
9:23 Sponsor
11:03 The way my gf talks about her car is weird https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/x83man/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_the_way_she_talks/
18:24 My bf stayed at another woman's apartment https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1nt4447/aio_for_being_mad_my_boyfriend_stayed_the_night/
23:38 Is my neighbor into me or is she just being friendly? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/l2b37f/is_my_24f_neighbour_27f_into_me_or_is_she_just/
37:06 Sponsor
38:24 Back to the gay story
45:44 I bought my gf vanilla shampoo https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1q3wji3/aitah_for_buying_my_girlfriend_vanilla_shampoo/
58:48 My gf left me over a cheese wheel https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1qphs75/aio_my_girlfriend_left_me_over_a_cheese_wheel/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/
Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
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0:00 Intro
4:31 I put a daily alarm for 2:59am on weekdays https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1l31ikw/i_put_a_daily_alarm_for_259_on_weekdays/
13:04 Sponsor
14:26 Back to the alarm story
15:44 Most people are not dog people https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1l8c6r8/most_people_are_not_dog_people_and_im_tired_of/
28:23 Sponsor
29:38 I like to wear my clothes in the shower before taking them off https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/lxarye/i_like_to_wear_my_clothes_in_the_shower_for_a_few/
38:04 All hobbies are not equal https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/1qklemb/all_hobbies_are_not_equal/
49:08 The "worm girlfriend" question is logical https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1k98nep/the_worm_girlfriend_question_is_logical/
1:00:04 I skip every single cut scene in every game I play https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1ipq8yj/i_skip_every_single_dialogue_or_cut_scene_in/
1:10:20 We should put dinosaurs on money https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/m1lqgk/we_should_put_dinosaurs_on_money_instead_of/
 
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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Bailey Petracek
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
OTHER SMOSHES:
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0:00 Intro
3:26 Should my friend pay me back for the wine he drank while housesitting https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1r1h0e6/aita_for_asking_my_friend_to_pay_me_back_for_the/
12:26 Sponsor
13:42 I kicked a server out of my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/xpw4ts/aita_for_kicking_a_server_out_of_my_wedding/
25:35 I am at the breaking point with my husband's made up language https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/prp3dz/aita_for_being_at_breaking_point_with_my_husbands/
39:50 I hurt my friend's gf's feelings https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1o0flvb/i_32m_hurt_my_friends_26m_girlfriends_28f_feeling/
52:59 I confronted my girl for taking credit for something she didn't do https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1r6jv5b/aita_for_confronting_my_girl_when_i_realized_she/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/
Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Bailey Petracek
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Bills
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall Pease
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead
OTHER SMOSHES:
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SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast
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