Proper True Yarn

Recorded live at AlphaFest, this episode delivers two absolutely unbelievable yarns from the crowd.
First up, Dylan shares the Christmas Day adventure that started with a quiet drink after the kids left and somehow escalated into a spontaneous foursome he never saw coming. Then things take an even stranger turn when Casey from CJ Electrical tells the incredible story of how a vasectomy—meant to stop him having more children—somehow led to him fathering a third child naturally after years of IVF treatments.
From wild Christmas chaos and questionable life decisions to medical mysteries that sound too crazy to be true, this AlphaFest live recording is packed with laughs, shock moments, and classic Aussie storytelling. Featuring Alpha Blokes community members, unexpected twists, and the kind of yarns that only happen when microphones are rolling at AlphaFest.

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Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
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Recorded live at AlphaFest, this powerful and emotional episode features Bizza from Newcastle sharing his personal battle with mental health, anxiety, online criticism, and suicidal thoughts. After being publicly targeted and falling into a dark place, Bizza opens up about how community, mateship, podcasts, and seeking help changed the direction of his life. This raw conversation highlights the importance of men's mental health, checking in on your mates, speaking up when you're struggling, and finding strength through connection. Bizza explains how the Alpha Blokes, Proper True Yarn, Two Flogs Podcast and the wider AlphaFest community helped him step back from the ledge and rediscover purpose. A moving reminder that you're never alone, and that one conversation can change a life. 

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Welcome back to Proper True Yarn!
This episode was recorded LIVE at Alpha Fest, where Knuckles handed the mic to festival-goers and let them loose with some absolute belters.
First up, Jimmy shares the unbelievable story of buying his first home, only to discover it had previously been used as a drug house. Things took a terrifying turn when three men posing as police stormed the property looking for $25,000 in cash and hidden drugs.
Then Jess takes us back to the Deni Ute Muster, where a few too many bags of wine led to an unforgettable night involving dancing on a ute tray, getting stark naked in front of a massive crowd, and ending up in the drunk tank.
Finally, Laurie tells the story of a local cricket club president who got blind drunk, fell asleep in the shower, flooded his parents’ house, and earned himself a legendary nickname that still follows him today.
These are the kinds of wild, hilarious and unbelievable stories that make Proper True Yarn what it is.
If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you hand a microphone to a crowd full of Australians at a festival, this episode has your answer.
🎙️ Recorded LIVE at Alpha Fest
🍻 Real people, real stories
🇦🇺 Unfiltered Australian yarns
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Part 6 with Chad Collins, guest questions round and it gets unhinged.
Chad takes the rapid-fire guest questions and the answers are gold. He’d grab Mr. Beast’s autograph (met him at UFC 299 next to Logan Paul), reckons Muhammad Ali would’ve been the proper sit-down yarn, and breaks down the biggest fuck-up of his life, not moving to Thailand at 17 instead of 21, all because of puppy love. The boys talk about chasing dreams and why your partner has to be on the same page or they’re not the one.
Plus the story of losing his virginity at 13, and the absolute curse that his dad was hooking up with the girl’s mum on the same night. The Nobby’s surfy share-house party as a grade 8 kid getting fed goon by the older blokes. Punching on with local Gold Coast pro skater Peewee in the 5th Ave Maccas car park for 15 minutes over localism until Peewee started vomiting. Two years sober now, fully locked in on the fight game.
Walks out to The Doors’ LA Woman every fight and reckons Jim Morrison could play him in the movie. Also wants a pet ostrich to run his K’s with.
⚠️ Explicit content.

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Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
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Part 5 of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, world-class Muay Thai fighter Chad Collins shares wild stories from Thailand fight camps, surviving COVID chaos overseas, getting chased by rabid dogs during training runs, dengue fever before a world title fight, and the harsh reality of making money in combat sports. Chad opens up about life fighting in Thailand and Japan, the struggle of Australian fighters getting paid peanuts, and what needs to change in Muay Thai. This episode is packed with unbelievable yarns, fight culture, and raw insight into the life of a professional fighter.

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Knuckles – Country Trucker Caps
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Zak Palmas
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TikTok: @zakpal