Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

There's a new transfer student at Juban Middle and she's both mysterious and intimidating! Will Usagi and friends win her over before Nephrite's mannequins can dress them down?

In this episode, Kal talks about the history and customs of Shinto weddings, wedding dresses in Japan, and wedding deities. Plus, the truth of trees, moon pranks, Scandinavian solidarity, The Gamut of Girly Things, adaptational dysfunction, The Crow vs. Splinter, smashing uvulas, The Hero of a Thousand Quesos, True Colors, the girl with both the gifts, Teriyaki Superman, Justice Leaguein', an empty God Driving chair, medically tall, busting all the time, watchcatting, bone deep wackiness, Usagi Tyler, losing the Peter Parker, boy kryptonite, pregaming your wedding reception, Girl Thanksgiving, Crystallizing it, Apron Lady, and wheres's Shucream Sundae?!

Happy Pride!

Check out historical Japanese weddings with Ryoko Kurizuka's Japanese Wedding Ceremonies: Old and New!
https://www.sainsbury-institute.org/library-treasures/japanese-wedding-ceremonies-old-and-new

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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

The Sailor Senshi are now three, and it's time to complete the search for their Princess and the Silver Crystal! Can they swing a victory at a fancy masquerade ball or will the Dark Kingdom dance on their faces?

In this episode, Kal talks about the history of magatama in Japan. Plus, being weirdly at sea, rats vs. crows, Athenian propaganda, prequel pitches, The Dark Moonie, going off your wheatcakes, repiloting, Luna C. Cat, Crystal Taco Bell, Bicuriousagi, Silverkingdomchair, Mr. Tsukino thirstposting, "hot, but not to trot", the Moon Crystal pushup, Umino face, tuxedo interruptus, three quarters of Four Kings, the Pluto of precious minerals, a middle-class kofun, and Usagi Famine Watch!

Love is the ultimate accessory!

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We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

People in Tokyo are disappearing when they ride a bus that travels through Azabu-Juban! Can the mysterious miko from a nearby shrine help Usagi defeat this urban terror?

In this episode, Kal taks about crows in Japan and crow legends, like Yatagarasu and the tengu. Plus, being a firestarting reincarnated super soldier moon alien, more Sailor Star Wars, "I'll be there for Puu", "filler" vs filler episodes, Hyper Beryl, youma-in-waiting, The Return of Obasan Joker, Umino jump scares, Class "S" lit, back to the gay room, debarking, adaptational artifacts, purse roadkill, limited omniscience, Sailor Lawyer, meox mix-nay, 1-star shrine reviews, "doing a bat cave", facepawing, "Ipanema moments", Tengu Otis Redding, teleport questions, and bobo Sailor Pluto!

Mess with the crow and you gotta go!

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We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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http://www.justenoughtrope.com
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

Usagi is the superhero Sailor Moon, but now it's time to find more allies in her search for the Silver Crystal. Will pass with flying colors or learn a deadly lesson in the cram school of hard knocks?

In this episode, Kal taks about gakujushu juku or "cram schools", and Wish High. Plus, "second beautiful", dirty dogging, kaibosh versus kibosh, Sailor Star Wars , a 30 in English, cram school scouting, being too cool for Fonzie, falling angels, Ami=Christian?, pushing in to Homer territory, self-keying latches, finally realizing its a kids show, North Korean games, top hat on a top hat, copying PGSM's homework, a griftery air, 20% of a T-1000, exhuming the lede, and Game Crown Cafe???

#BLAMschool

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We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
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https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq

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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

An all-new season of Sailor Noob starts right here as we begin our journey through Sailor Moon Crystal! Usagi is 14, a crybay, you know the drill. But how is she going to deal with e-mail and smartphones? It's been 20 years since the first Sailor Moon series, and Usagi and friends are back for an all-new adaptation of her manga adventures!

In this episode, Kal taks about chiki neko and nora neko, Tama the Station Master cat, and Nekonomics. Plus, poor Pluto, breaking your coccyx, the return of Naked Usagi, inventing mornings, color pedantry, being the Lilly Moscovitz, Is Naru rich?, black-tie Count Chocula, arcade chairs, Not Mom, pre-war cop slang, "Bad Mom, Worse Brother", study nap confirmed, getting Toho in your Toei, 20/20 retroactive clairvoyance, Moon Meow, screaming your attack, Clubbin' Janet Van Dyne, and being a cat with two jobs! 

#pinkgoblin

Give the gift of a Sailor Noob Patreon subscription to your favorite noob!
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We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Become a patron of the show and hear our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/7E6wUayq

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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