Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

The Legendary Silver Crystal has been found but Tuxedo Mask has been lost! Wlll learning the shocking truth about her ancient past be too much for an overwhelmed Usagi?

In this episode, Kal talks about josei tenno or "women emperors". Plus, the lie of the "Sailor V anime", Takeuchi and Tolkien, eating the cheese out of Sailor Moon Crystal, dying with your mask on, fake Peter brook tips, wrestling with serial storytelling, adaptation vagaries, "Kami's Law", the Sailor Moon divinity org chart, 50% Arrested Development quotes, passing out equality, the Legendary Crystal Display, catsicles and Luna pathos, ditching Joseph Campbell, shojo body horror, dating the emperor's sister, Oops! all Buddhism, a King Ralph event, and my stupid ideas!

#nobloodforcrystal

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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

The Sailor Senshi have a new ally in the battle against the Dark Kingdom! But But even Sailor V's powers may not be enough to stop Queen Beryl from first taking Toyko...and then the world!

In this episode, Kal talks about shiitake mushrooms and long Japanese vowels or "chouon". Plus, Venus fever, BTAS, refreshing the Power Rangers, entrelacement, getting to the Frodo factory, RAV4 fondue, typical cat face, "Too nervous to bi", insert coin for capitalism, "Usagi needs food badly", watch grabbing, killing the Les Mis cast, DomiNOOOOOOOs, clock confirmed, Rodan's The Screamer, the Legendary Silver Mineral, cutting away from an origin, Swiss cheese memory, Appetite = 7, sealing in the flavor, competent Artemis, and wanting to get lost!

Minako is the Wolverine! 

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Secrets are revealed this week, as Usagi and Mamoru finally have a heart-to-heart. Can they get closer to each other before Zoisite gives them an unhappy ending?

In this episode, Kal talks about DVD pupularity and rental in Japan, oshikatsu or Japanese "stans", oshi or "favorite", and recycle shops. Plus, being easily brought to tears, villain duos, characters over story, using only part of your ass, relevant non-sequiturs, The McDonald's of animation, getting rid of teasers, bite worse than bark, Sensitive Steve, "gonnabarfey", the Bag Cut, Aladdin's Basement, Blurry Krang, being Crystal simpatico, sticky Dead Zone situations, WRAP IT UP, Kaliban's Komedy Klass, a conservation of magic, orange balling, Betamaxxxine, getting to the Minako factory, and too much Doctor Who talk!

They got my letters!

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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

This week, Tuxedo Mask is on TV and Zoisite is in heels! The Sailor Senshi are introduced to a larger world, while their own is on the brink of chaos and disaster!

In this episode, Kal talks about "owarai" and "baraeti" or Japanese TV comedy and variety shows. Plus, Act 6 - TM 0, treating the series as hostile, perfecting your pacing, entertaining breakdowns, Crystal googling, listening to an autopsy, Re: The Legendary Silver Crystal, making your own fluid, Mike Wallace on Tuxedo Mask, localizing for Australia, the Way That You Use It, Freiza's tee time, a demonstration planet, magic college, the karaoke murder basement, water lasers, edging anticipation, tipping your videogame character, Rib-diculous Reincarnation, using your evil powers for not good, magicking away latex, anime background noise, and folding when you should have gone all-in!

#endlessbrownexpanse

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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Sailor Noob Crystal is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan goes episode by episode through the 2014 Sailor Moon reboot series!

There's a new transfer student at Juban Middle and she's both mysterious and intimidating! Will Usagi and friends win her over before Nephrite's mannequins can dress them down?

In this episode, Kal talks about the history and customs of Shinto weddings, wedding dresses in Japan, and wedding deities. Plus, the truth of trees, moon pranks, Scandinavian solidarity, The Gamut of Girly Things, adaptational dysfunction, The Crow vs. Splinter, smashing uvulas, The Hero of a Thousand Quesos, True Colors, the girl with both the gifts, Teriyaki Superman, Justice Leaguein', an empty God Driving chair, medically tall, busting all the time, watchcatting, bone deep wackiness, Usagi Tyler, losing the Peter Parker, boy kryptonite, pregaming your wedding reception, Girl Thanksgiving, Crystallizing it, Apron Lady, and wheres's Shucream Sundae?!

Happy Pride!

Check out historical Japanese weddings with Ryoko Kurizuka's Japanese Wedding Ceremonies: Old and New!
https://nla.gov.au/tarkine/nla.obj-63287291

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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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