An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.  Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis.I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here:  https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too.Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI.I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds.I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call. Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot.I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in 40+ cities around the US, Europe, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko.More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever