Cabin Pressure with Shawn and "G"

• What Never to Say at 30,000 Feet: Shawn and G Unpack Airline Stupidity

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever wondered what flight attendants talk about when they're not telling you to fasten your seatbelts? Welcome to the unfiltered world of Shawn and G, where vacation mishaps and workplace nightmares collide in spectacular fashion.Shawn returns from Florida bursting with stories about his discovery of Bucky's convenience store ("departments in a convenience store!") and a beach adventure gone wrong. Picture this: a family minivan sinking into soft sand, panicking relatives, unhelpful onlookers, and salvation coming from three elderly women armed with rubber floor mats. Add a stubborn baby bird camping under the tire, and you've got the vacation disaster story that'll make you feel better about your own travel mishaps.Meanwhile, G explains why he needed four days to decompress after a week from hell. From passengers ignoring potentially life-saving medical advice to dealing with a "service animal" that bit someone, G's patience was tested repeatedly. The final straw? A teenager's dismissive attitude when asked to stow their tray table before takeoff. The hosts' discussion reveals the genuine frustration flight attendants experience when passengers refuse simple safety instructions.The conversation takes several unexpected turns, including a candid discussion about recent teacher-student scandals and the potentially catastrophic consequences of making bomb jokes on aircraft. Shawn and G pull no punches as they explain how a single thoughtless comment can lead to SWAT teams, airport shutdowns, and lifetime flying bans.Whether you work in the airline industry or are just fascinated by its inner workings, this episode delivers equal parts humor, outrage, and genuine insight into the challenges flight crews face. Subscribe now and join the cabin crew conversation that happens after the seatbelt sign turns off!Support the show Share this podcast with a friend if you liked it. Send us an email at [email protected] if you have a question or would like us to talk about something. Join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565335327469.

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• Pixie Sticks, Family Loans, and Florida Man's Free Ride

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever feel like your job is the same routine on repeat? Shawn and G kick off with a candid discussion about flight attendant burnout and the need for mental stimulation beyond the galley cart. Shawn reveals how he balances his airline career with real estate photography while G warns about the dangers of DIY garage door spring repairs – a perfect metaphor for knowing when to call in professionals versus handling life's challenges yourself.The conversation takes a delightful detour down memory lane as they reminisce about childhood candies that defined generations. From Fun Dip's sugar-coated sticks to Pixie Sticks' powdery mess and the ethically questionable candy cigarettes, their nostalgic candy tour reveals how much has changed in food safety and marketing. They share laugh-out-loud stories about jawbreakers cutting their tongues and still continuing to eat them, proving some childhood lessons are learned the hard way.Things take a more reflective turn when they discuss aging concerns and planning for elder care, especially poignant for those without children as a potential support system. Shawn then shares a revealing personal story about lending money to family and his creative solution – transforming a potentially awkward situation into a teaching moment about financial responsibility by creating a formal loan agreement. The episode wraps with aviation news about a modern-day Frank Abagnale who scored 120 free flights by manipulating airline systems, reminding us that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.Whether you're facing career monotony, navigating family financial dynamics, or simply craving a sweet trip down memory lane, this episode offers both lighthearted entertainment and thoughtful perspectives on life's complex challenges. Leave a comment about your favorite childhood candy or how you've handled lending money to family – we'd love to hear your stories!Support the show Share this podcast with a friend if you liked it. Send us an email at [email protected] if you have a question or would like us to talk about something. Join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565335327469.

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• Air Encounters: When Celebrities Behave Badly at 30,000 Feet

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Ever wonder what flight attendants really think about passengers, celebrities, and each other? Shawn and G pull back the curtain on the aviation industry with stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe think twice about your next flight.The episode kicks off with Shawn's passionate account of basketball playoffs and his normally calm pilot wife's surprising transformation into an intense superfan during Indiana Pacers games. Their casual conversation quickly shifts to the nitty-gritty of airline life when Shawn recounts a recent flight where a passenger unexpectedly projectile vomited throughout an entire row, creating a crisis that tested both his crisis management skills and patience with panicked passengers.From there, the hosts dive into the complex dynamics of working with problematic flight attendants, discussing the unspoken "code of silence" that exists within the industry. They draw a clear line between tolerating personality differences and confronting dangerous rule violations like vaping on aircraft. This segment offers listeners a fascinating glimpse into workplace politics at 30,000 feet and the challenges of managing interpersonal conflicts in a confined space.Perhaps most revealing is their candid discussion about the alarming trend of flight attendants using Ozempic and similar medications for weight loss. The hosts express genuine concern as they describe colleagues who've transformed from healthy to dangerously thin, facing serious side effects like hair loss in pursuit of an idealized appearance. The conversation expands to include other aviation news, including Pan Am's surprising comeback as a luxury tour service with an eye-watering $65,000 price tag and updates on the Air India crash investigation.Subscribe now to join Shawn and G for weekly doses of aviation reality that commercial airlines definitely don't want you to hear. Whether you're a frequent flyer or just curious about life above the clouds, these insider perspectives will forever change how you view your next flight experience.Support the show Share this podcast with a friend if you liked it. Send us an email at [email protected] if you have a question or would like us to talk about something. Join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565335327469.

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• Sun Poisoning, Platform Boots, and Other Flight Attendant Nightmares

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?Step into the cockpit of comedy and candid conversation as veteran flight attendants Shawn and G share stories from their combined 70+ years in the skies. The duo kicks things off with a surprising revelation – Shawn's discovery that his mixed-race heritage didn't protect him from sun poisoning, leading to a hilarious account of what happens when stubborn airline crew ignore sunscreen advice. Their sunburn stories will have you reaching for the aloe vera while laughing along.Between golf tournament tales and warnings about sophisticated phishing scams targeting travelers, Shawn and G deliver insider knowledge on the airline industry's complex seniority system. Shawn's upcoming transfer from Cleveland to Newark reveals how "seniority gold" affects everything from schedules to quality of life for flight crew members.The heart of the episode features truly outrageous passenger encounters – from a flamboyant traveler channeling Randy Savage and Gene Simmons to a passenger who identified as a fox, complete with an actual tail. These stories showcase the unparalleled people-watching opportunities that make their profession uniquely entertaining.The conversation takes a meaningful turn as the hosts share touching experiences with Make-A-Wish flights, helping families create special memories during difficult times. Their genuine emotion shines through as they discuss the perspective these encounters provide.After addressing the recent Dreamliner tragedy with appropriate gravity, Shawn and G offer valuable education on different types of turbulence, critical phases of flight, and why keeping your seatbelt fastened matters more than you might think. Their practical advice about arriving early for flights could save your next vacation from unnecessary stress.Whether you're a frequent flyer, aviation enthusiast, or just enjoy authentic conversation laced with humor and heart, this episode delivers first-class entertainment with unexpected nuggets of wisdom that might just save your life (or at least your next trip).Support the show Share this podcast with a friend if you liked it. Send us an email at [email protected] if you have a question or would like us to talk about something. Join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565335327469.

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• What Would You Do If Your Coworker Started Dancing Naked?

  Leave us a message, or ask a question?The friendly skies aren't always so friendly, as Shawn and G demonstrate in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with aviation's most bizarre recent incidents. From the passenger who physically dragged a flight attendant up the aisle to a flight attendant who conducted a "citizen's arrest" on a coworker over a stolen snack box, this episode takes listeners on a turbulent journey through airline absurdity.The hosts can barely contain their astonishment when discussing a flight attendant discovered dancing naked in a business class lavatory, who was subsequently dressed in pajamas and seated in first class for the remainder of the flight. Equally baffling was the DoorDash driver who somehow bypassed airport security and ended up driving on the Chicago airport tarmac. As Shawn and G unpack these stories, they share what would happen if someone grabbed them by the collar (spoiler: it wouldn't end well) and the unwritten code among flight crews that "nobody likes a narc."Between aviation anecdotes, Shawn recounts his cross-country adventure visiting nieces, complete with roller skating adventures and children's theater performances, while Shawn prepares for an upcoming golf tournament. The episode takes a more reflective turn when G shares his experience watching a Vietnam draft lottery video and realizing his birthday would have been one of the first called – a sobering thought about how different life could have been in another era. The hosts also discuss how Shawn leveraged Uber Eats to fund his college education, emphasizing that opportunities exist for those willing to seek them out.As we approach our 5,000th download milestone, we'd love for you to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your weirdest coworker. Join us next week for more outrageous aviation stories and flight attendant perspectives you won't hear anywhere else!Support the show Share this podcast with a friend if you liked it. Send us an email at [email protected] if you have a question or would like us to talk about something. Join us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61565335327469.

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