Girls Rewatch: Sex and the City

An unexpected wedding sends Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha into four very different romantic spirals in Sex and the City: Season 2, Episode 7, "The Chicken Dance."

The timing couldn't be better. Coming off the heels of Taylor Swift's Manhattan wedding, one of our favorite girls in town and bride-to-be, Cat Cohen, returns to the podcast to break it all down.

Cat brings her dog Romeo to join us as we unpack the episode and, naturally, get wildly sidetracked talking about the Botox-to-autism-and-bone-disease pipeline, our deeply Floptropica dating lives, and what Carrie Bradshaw's perfect hair means to us.

One quick note: Evan's phone ran out of storage, so there's no video this week. Tragic, but we soldier on.

And if you only do one thing this summer, make it seeing Cat Cohen's Off-Broadway show, Broad Strokes, at the Lucille Lortel Theatre: https://www.catcohenbroadstrokes.com

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Carrie’s stuck diaphragm. Charlotte’s flirtation with the lesbian community. Samatha’s lightning puss.

We’re back on the couch to talk the textbook episode of SATC S2E6: “The Cheating Curve.” 

With the heart of a lesbian and mind of a straight girl, Charlotte gets in too deep with the sapphic mafia, Samantha gets branded by her gym trainer, Miranda is upstaged by porn, and Carrie keeps her fondue parties with Big a secret.

Evan and Amelia FINALLY deep-dive into pubic hair culture, dream of a world in which we have a lesbian president, shudder at the thought of porn immediately popping up in Roku City, and graph the parabola of the cheating curve. (Like everything else, cheating might be a spectrum- fuck our lives!) 

And remember; if your DIVA cup is stuck, it will eventually come out at some point <3 

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Stand-up Carolina Montesquieu is cracking open her notebook to help us eulogize SATC S2E5, “Four Women and a Funeral.” 

Charlotte picks up a widower at a graveyard, single Miranda is persecuted by the housing market and faces the horror of dying alone with her cat, Samantha experiences social suicide and has to be saved by “Leonardo DiCaprio,” and Carrie resurrects her relationship with Big.

We discuss how being a single woman is a lot like being a gay guy, Miranda’s undeniable lesbian haircut, how stalking Big’s Instagram on a burner account would have saved Carrie a world of hurt, and Shibby Shipman’s incredible cancellation reach in a pre-social media world.

Plus, Carolina divulges about her personal Big, Amelia laments the lack of Main Events in the tri-state area, and Evan wishes they could get a free lunch at the cost of their dignity. 

Find out where Carolina is performing next at www.carolinamontesquieucomedy.com or @carolinamontesquieu. (Any single boxer listeners, hit her up!)

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Saidah, aka Carrie Bradshaw is she was alive during Instagram reels, joins two of the other bravest singles in New York to discuss SATC S2E4, “They Shoot Single People, Don’t They?”

After an all-night salsa dancing bender, Carrie shows up late to her New York Magazine photoshoot (looking kind of beautiful?) but gets dragged in print all over the city, Miranda attempts to teach an optometrist how to make her cum, Samatha crumbles in on herself after getting stood up by a “we” guy, and Charlotte fakes intimacy with the future star of Days of Our Mormon Lives.

We chat about the importance of a mean gay in your life (especially concerning proper foundation technique,) how a fashion poncho will change the trajectory of a young girl’s life, reveal Saidah’s personal Neville von Bitchy is actually her aunt, decide once and for all if Evan really did get stood up on their date, and ponder the central question: is it better to be alone or fake it?

Plus, Bradley Cooper plays a straight guy and Will Schuester makes his television debut!

Find Saidah @applesaidur, you won’t regret it. 

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Nick Smith of the I Never Liked You podcast has joined the circus of Girls Rewatch to help us dissect SATC S2E3, “The Freak Show.” 

Samantha gets a reverse BBL after a leather freak accurately clocks her age, Charlotte hoards Mr. Pussy and orgasms so much she forgets how to date, Carrie goes on a rapid-fire string of dates only to end up with the biggest weirdo of all (a rec league soccer player,) and Miranda doesn’t need to learn a lesson; she already knows all 30+ single men are freaks. 

We glow over the casual repartee you can have with a gay doctor, discuss possible plans to pull a Samantha and hang out with Gen Alpha to appear younger, wonder why we’re not throwing around the word “pussy” like they were in the 90’s, and remind Jennifer Anniston she doesn’t need to try so hard (you’re a star, baby!) 

Plus, Nick reflects on the pendulum of plastic surgery trends, Amelia mourns the loss of double dates, and Evan shares their hack to the perfect first date (it didn’t work for Amelia at the Transit Museum.) 

Catch Nick’s show Hear Me Out at the Bell House on June 20th! And yes, it’s homophobic if you don’t see him perform during pride month.

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