Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Eventually, the bill comes due

Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay

Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)

Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people

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Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)

Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide

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I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"

Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point

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Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th

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Angels smell like ham.

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and

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What if primetime soap… but with zombies?

Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension

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