Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian. 

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0:00 posh people speaking slang 
7:58 getting angry at people for not understanding me
10:25 “my daughter went for a sleepover” (Pete’s weird response) + feeling like a pervert 
25:21 letting your son wear nail varnish 
34:11 “I’m like Jesus” + “I’m questioning my belief in god”
37:16 Kelly Osbourne + what keeps you attractive as you age?
42:31 “I don’t think Denzel Washington is that great of an actor”
47:37 white women rapping 
50:46 street performer knocks over kid during stunt 
54:19 high functioning autism? so what’s low functioning?
57:12 “my sons have very different ideologies”
1:01:25 dilemma: “I have a boyfriend but think I’m a lesbian”
1:30:55 “best carpenter we have ever worked with”

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On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?
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👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
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If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

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0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀
6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble 
15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?
18:32 health is the most important thing 
23:31 feeling obligated after a favour 
29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”
36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”
39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”
40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident 
58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?
1:08:07 smuggling drugs 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss
7:04 Epstein and Elon 
13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle 
17:50 Epstein emails 
24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?
29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family 
34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?
37:32 turning down an MBE
44:18 biggest tragedy in America
52:51 we are like animals 
59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?

🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.
The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 introducing the girls 
5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”
9:06 “condoms are an ick”
15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about
19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp 
22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?
26:13 women fall in love easier then men
34:37 The prank that made her cry
36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other 
43:49 piercings 
48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂
49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s  dating a brown man”
57:40 how measure penis length 
59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”
1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff 

🎧 Podcast
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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?
🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast
► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig