Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard