LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is pissed cuz Bryce is out here droppin truths (although she told NOBODY SHE PLANNED TO) and Hunt can't keep his lightning off her big bangin body. In ch 60, Ruhn is hanging with his betrothèd Hypaxia until she feels compelled to introduce herself to her bitch sister The Harpy. UGH AND THE HARPY'S NOT NICE ABOUT IT. While this uncomfortable exchange is going on, Ruhn goes to find Day but does NOT find what he's expecting. Hunt and Bryce find an even less expected hookup goin on in the closet they were tryin to smash in. GOSS IS GOIN DOWN AT THE BALL, Y'ALL.Please read up until Chapter 63 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's a bro-thel and I'm not the ho-thel they want but the ONE THAT THEY NEED. We start ch 56 with a wolf boy on the mend (ugh unfortunately Hypaxia's soooo magical medicinally smart that Ithan's throat isn't gone forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫), we find out that Hypaxia and Tharion are BUDDIESSSSSS and that Tharion would love to add his fins to the boy's Party Haüs. CUTTTEEEE I hope they play a lotta "sword" games in their downtime. We call penis shennaneries that, right? In chapter 57, we are with Ruhn takin a trip to the bridge and are we gonna meet our DAYBRIGHT AT THE PARTY TONIGHT?!?!?!? We are at a very anxiety-inducing autumnal equinox ball and for some reason I can't stop thinking about Hunt bursting through his suit jacket? Let's hope they vortex the clothes right off of em!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 61 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In chapter 54, it's time for Bryce to TALK OUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS SHE HAS MADE but first she needs to be annoyed by Daddy King telling her about her forced name change! UGH STAY OUT OF MY LIFE DADDY but maybe she just needs a bitch seshhhhhhhh and who does she call? Not the Ghostbusters (because I think they'd probably disrupt Hypaxia and all her necromancy and ghost tutors and stuff?) but maybe Bryce needs a not-like-the-other-girls kiki with her Queen Doctor Witch someday sissy-in-law Hypaxia. In chapter 55 (ugh the opposite of ACOMAF ch 55) Ithan is tasked with the IMPORTANT DUTY OF TAKING CARE OF HYPAXIA DURING THIS MEETING and he can't even do THAT right. It's not his fault, Thing 1 and Thing 2 Death Stalker are here to slay and we are NOT talking about their hot 'fits.Please read up until Chapter 59 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

YOU KNOW WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A FISHASS TO FIGHT! But a fishHEAD? Oh no, I wouldn't open THAT can of worms! In Chapter 52, we find Tharion and I'm starting to think that the River Queen just KNOWS that Tharion is not very good at being Captain of Intelligence and keeps him there because she knows he's gonna EFF IT ALL UP? When we get back to Ruhn's place we see that HYPAXIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAAAAT! OOF BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT you a witch bitch AND you're so spooky spesh that no one accepts you AND you want Ruhn to go with you on a DATENOTDATE? okurrrrrrr!!! (and NO Ithan, Hypaxia is TOO BUSY to help you understand that your BROTHER. IS. DEAD.) Thank THE LAWD Hunt and Bryce make up in Ch 53 but as their juice GROWS, Day and Night's juices get suuuuuucked outta the brain bridge (and NOT in a good way!)Please read up until Chapter 56 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OH GOSH YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL IN A LOTTA TROUBLE and somehow more trouble just KEEPS finding us??? In chapters 49-51, we travel with our mated Bryce and Hunt but they are currently not in the greatest of moods as they visit the Viper Queen in the Meat Market. Everyone in this book keeps manifesting more chaos and that INCLUDES the child slave/boring human child Emile. Bryce keeps making CHOICES out on these streets and it'd be real tight if she could start sharing those choices with other people? We also get to learn about BLOOD EAGLES today and if you think that sounds like a hair metal band you would be very mistaken.*DGWE featuring Ross Bryant and Ed Larson, reading from Chapter 27*Please read up until Chapter 54 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.