The Official Podcast

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Episode 475: Recorded 03/02/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:31] Intro[00:01:04] Pink eye speedrun[00:25:25] The Zuckerberg poop portrait[00:35:37] MTG shareholders sue over overprinting[00:49:55] Simple over flashy[00:53:48] Gaming: Marathon, High Guard, and the hero‐shooter fatigue[01:09:20] Outro

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
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Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
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Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
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Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
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Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network
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Episode 474: Recorded 27/1/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:00:30] Andrew’s Magic: The Gathering rant
[00:16:25] Fans call in to tell bad dating stories
[01:42:30] Wrap

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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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Episode 473: Recorded 14/1/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:02:17] Sex offender registries
[00:17:31] West Wing actor arrested over child sex allegations
[00:21:04] TV and K-drama talk
[00:34:01] Checking in with Weinstein
[00:35:25] Nvidia’s moon hotel
[00:54:41] Pluribus
[01:32:09] Wrap

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Hosts:
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Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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Episode 472: Recorded 12/1/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:31] Intro
[00:05:00] The protein problem
[00:18:20] The Ozempic, weight loss, and fasting
[00:33:01] Recording culture
[00:43:38] Ryan’s World
[00:46:20] Police body cam channels
[01:07:55] Things we like
[01:13:00] Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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Three close man-friends gather to talk about cocktails. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below.

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Episode 471: Recorded 5/1/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:00] Intro
[00:05:25] Airplane lights
[00:14:19] Public sex chat
[00:21:34] Cum Cocktails
[00:28:28] Would you try cum cocktails?
[00:35:01] A mandatory cum in alcohol hypothetical
[00:37:24] Drowning in cum story
[00:46:09] Virgin boy eggs and pig toilets
[01:03:11] Wrap

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Hosts:
Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Additional Links:
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw
Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast
Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive &
https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ &
https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya
Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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