Myths and Legends

🐐 Who knew packing so many epic Norse heroes into a single house could have such disastrous consequences?

Not Odin, that's for sure. There's trouble brewing in Valhalla, and there's only one man who knows how to solve it: Skíði, the smartest famous man of our world, Midgard. But, has the world of Midgard changed too much since Odin last looked in on it?
😈 The Creature: Lusca

If you see octopus hands feeling around your boat, you better not toss that empty plastic bottle into the ocean. Probably don't do that anyway, actually. Littering is gross.
🎉 The Giveaway!
From now until May 5, 2026, Our awesome publisher is giving away 35 early copies of For the King, book one of Myths and Legends's comprehensive version of the King Arthur legends. The winners of the giveaway can read their very own free physical copy months before it even goes on sale! Enter to win here: https://myths.link/giveaway

📖 The Book!
Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.
If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.  Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:
Disclaimer: https://myths.link/num
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social
Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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📢 Sponsors

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🎵 Music Credits

World 7 - Clouds by Breakmaster Cylinder
World 4 - Trees by Breakmaster Cylinder
Possibility Portals by Breakmaster Cylinder
CarreBarre by Blue Dot Sessions
Only Lara by Chad Crouch

⛰️When the unthinkable happens, Doña must become something she doesn't even recognize to bring justice
But, once she travels so far from herself, can she find her way home? This is the story of Doña Josefa Ramirez y Marmolejo.
😈 The Creature: Sheepsquatch

Basically a Wampa from Star Wars that lives in West Virginia.
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📖 The Book!
Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! Written by Carissa, it's a definitive version of the King Arthur legends.
If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.
Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source: https://myths.link/dona
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social
Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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📢 Sponsors

GhostBed: Right now, listeners of Myths and Legends can take an extra 10% off already-reduced prices. Just go to https://GhostBed.com/legends and use promo code LEGENDS at checkout.
BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/myths.
Home Chef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends.
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🎵 Music Credits

Another Love Song from the Corner by Breakmaster Cylinder
The Sky Darkens by Breakmaster Cylinder
Trent Reznor Dons His Cape and Celebrates Another Birthday by Breakmaster Cylinder
Falling In Place by Breakmaster Cylinder
Slow Piano Pasta by Breakmaster Cylinder
Finn's Valley by Blue Dot Sessions

🍜Samurai Pirates, Stabby Sumo Wrestlers, and Punchable Oni
Are the consequences of Jiuyemon's actions. 
We all make mistakes. Too many of the samurai Jiuyemon's mistakes involved killing people with a sword while drunk, though. While the heat dies down, he needs to start a new life in exile. As a toothpaste salesman.
😈 The Creature: Kappa

Famous for being cute and giving boat rides in Animal Crossing! Don't ask about what he used to get up to before he was a kawaii manga star, though! It definitely doesn't involve eating humans and having multiple anuses!
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📖 The Book!
Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! Written by Carissa, it's a definitive version of the King Arthur legends.
If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.
Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:
Disclaimer: https://myths.link/432
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source: https://myths.link/source
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social
Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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📢 Sponsors

ButcherBox: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year, OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS

Home Chef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends. 
GhostBed: Right now, listeners of Myths and Legends can take an extra 10% off already-reduced prices. Just go to https://GhostBed.com/legends and use promo code LEGENDS at checkout.
Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping and 365-day returns. That's a full year to wear it and love it, and you totally will.
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🎵 Music Credits

Gibbian by Blue Dot Sessions
Marking the Clock by Blue Dot Sessions
Spiro's Etude by Blue Dot Sessions
Illa Villardo by Blue Dot Sessions
Ghosts, Yo by Breakmaster Cylinder
Ice Cream Truck EDMR by Breakmaster Cylinder
Writer's Retreat by Blue Dot Sessions

✨Cobbler Ahmet just wants to fix shoes✨
But his wife wants those sweet, sweet bath reservations, so it looks like he's going to go be the Chief Astrologer to the Sultan. The only problem(s)? He doesn't like astrology, doesn't know how to do it, and starts out by selling his astrology by the side of the highway.
That's actually the second story, because this week there are two stories of two Ahmets following dreams. On the first is junkman Ahmet, who has the same wonderful dream every night...except when it stops being wonderful, and starts getting real, he learns that sometimes following your dreams can be painful. And also weird.
😈 The Creature: Wapaloosie

If you find you're always misplacing your gloves, they might be actively crawling away from you...because they're made from the fur of a Wapaloosie, a half squirrel, half dachshund, half caterpillar.
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📖 The Book!
Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! Written by Carissa, it's a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend for the modern age.
If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.
Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source 1: https://myths.link/junkman
Source 2: https://myths.link/astrologer
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social
Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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📢 Sponsors

Better Help: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/myths

ButcherBox: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between chicken breast or top sirloin for a year OR ground beef for life, PLUS $20 off when you go to https://ButcherBox.com/LEGENDS

Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to https://wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.
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🎵 Music Credits

Greylock by Blue Dot Sessions
Filesharer's Lament by Chad Crouch
Cello Pizz by Breakmaster Cylinder
Rhodes by Blue Dot Sessions
Julmust by Breakmaster Cylinder
Dream Abridged by Blue Dot Sessions
Corkscrew Pt. 2, Score 19 by Chad Crouch

✏️Osmo is a pretty solid sketch artist✏️
He’s not drawing a criminal, though. He’s drawing his sister, whose only crime is stealing the prince’s heart. And also maybe trying to escape the prison of the sea king, but that comes later.
😈 The Creature: The Jurua

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s the jurua who is taking their family out to a nice dinner…of your flesh. Hope you’re wearing the right creeper.
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🔗 Links:
Disclaimer: https://myths.link/430
Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Source: https://myths.link/osmo
YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

💬 Social
Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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📢 Sponsors

Home Chef: For a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners 50% off and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://homechef.com/legends.
Mint Mobile: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/myths

Quince: Go to https://quince.com/legends for free shipping and 365-day returns. That's a full year to wear it and love it, and you totally will.
BetterHelp: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/myths
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🎵 Music Credits

"Rischa Textile" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Orange-crowned" by Chad Crouch
"Khorasan" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Ecola Score 3" by Chad Crouch
"Corridor Blue" by Blue Dot Sessions