Heaving Bosoms

Heyyyy HBs! Welcome to the GREEN appreciation podcast, where we recap Baby and the Large Knot Howlers in order to worship the hottest alpha of all time, Ryan AKA Green AKA Grower AND Shower AKA Mel's dreamboat.

But also, it's our first omegaverse book and we've chosen the perfect intro-to-omegaverse text in BABY AND THE LATE NIGHT HOWLERS by Kathryn Moon. We've got late-blooming omega Baby (yes, that's her government name) who NEEDS a pack and a knot ASAP. Enter the alpha/omega matchmaking service, because how else would she find the biker gang of her dreams?
Y'all. This was a delight.

Bonus Content: Mel can't remember titles ever, Omegaverse Next Door, wannabe omegas, IRL bitter betas, wholesome motorcycle clubs, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! This is part 2 of our recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura. When we left you yesterday, Miri and Rafa had just taken over a boat by force and kissed the daylights out of each other. That’s where we’re jumping in! 

Bonus Content: hard-hitting archeological budge projections, apple bananas, bird perverts, checking to see if she's preserved in her best form, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The live-action version of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!

Mel: a wonderful Listener emailed us THIS LINK to buy Girl Scout cookies from trans and non-binary kids!!! Let's support these kiddos and treat ourselves!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This week we’re digging into 2026 even more (and we’re doing it with specialty tools!) as we recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura! There's super secret archeological goals in the Amazon rainforest and Miri can launch her career if she succeeds! But, super hot journalist Rafa (also super secretly) can't let that happen. Ancient civilizations! Amulets! Academia! Car crashes! Vine swinging! Rainforest smooches! Sexy cargo shorts!

Bonus content: Book skippers, the specialty care only southern masc lesbians can provide, a wide range of dude voices, golden shovels, brushes made of unicorn hair, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 2 of A RARE FIND by Joanna Lowell! It's the middle of the treasure hunt! Some wild things are gonna happen, slick flesh is gonna slick flesh together, and paranormal activity is NOT gonna deliver. Good thing Charles Peach always does!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Genuine connections IRL. Plus, the 'tism tray and the most beautiful powerpoint on oranges Mel's ever seen.

Mel: Anarchist Calisthenics! Break tiny rules that make no difference so that you retrain your brain to remember that, ultimately, YOU'RE in charge, YOU decide what's right, not some government or external entity going against your morals. Jaywalk on an empty road, refuse to give your ID to someone without the legal authority to request it, make a u-turn in an empty parking lot because when things get sticky "we can't afford to have atrophied judgement."

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're doing a Friend Catch Up bonus episode that was SO NEEDED! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th at 8pm ET. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're here with the sapphic, enby historical romp we didn't know we needed: A RARE FIND by Joanna Lowell! We've got an autistic archaeologist fighting the scientific patriarchy and her childhood nemesis who's home to cause trouble for the first time in years! Hijinks, adventures, and "hungry sparks" ensue.

Bonus Content: Appliancepocalypse, slow burn confusion, cutting ties can be #efficiencyin2026, saying GO F*CK YOURSELF, surprise paranormality, the shortfalls of vaginal archaeology, and so much more!
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Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week we're doing a Friend Catch Up bonus episode that was SO NEEDED! We're also hosting a Watch Party (virtual live event) on Friday February 20th at 8pm ET. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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