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0:00 Intro
2:34 I threw away my bf's yogurt collection https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bjd41e/aita_for_throwing_away_my_boyfriends_potentially/
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16:16 I told my bsf's step brother that he isn't a short king https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1qq3wo8/aita_for_telling_my_best_friends_step_brother/
31:42 Guy refused to move his bag on the seat so I sat anyway https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1h1s7pm/guy_on_nyc_subway_refused_to_move_his_satchel/
40:44 Sponsor
41:48 Back to the story
45:40 I caused a scene after I lost a costume contest to a dog https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17niyeh/aita_for_causing_a_scene_after_i23m_lost_a/
57:56 I told my friend he couldn't keep the jackpot on my slot machine https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cm0bft/aita_for_telling_a_friends_friend_that_he_couldnt/
1:13:10 How would you get a cylinder out of a Mini M&Ms tube... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/
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Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron, Emilie Anderson
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assistant: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Matt Taylor
Audio Utility: Michael Alaynick
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Elaine Pusey
Assistant Director: Cameron Mitchell
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
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Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
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Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
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Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
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0:00 Intro
3:30 I got payback on an awful regular at my fast food job https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/181oo6i/i_got_payback_on_an_awful_regular_at_my_fast_food/
8:50 Sponsor
10:08 Back to the story
18:01 I humiliated my ex's new gf in front of our friend group https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tkqoof/aita_for_humiliating_my_exs_new_girlfriend_in/
26:56 Sponsor
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36:50 My ex gf got revenge on me and I'm so broken https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/138w8pw/my_ex_girlfriend_got_revenge_on_me_and_im_so/
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51:53 I ate a bag of "rich mans nuts" so my boss would stop https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1pt8x2m/i_ate_a_bag_of_rich_mans_nut_so_my_boss_would/
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WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assist: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Jose Perez
Audio Utility: Lila Rowell
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
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Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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0:00 Intro
4:27 I got the "hey girlie" text https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1u8f3wr/i_got_hey_girly_texted/
9:35 Sponsor
10:35 Back to the story
19:54 My gym crush liked me on Hinge https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1u1wse6/my_1year_long_gym_crush_liked_me_on_hinge/
33:05 Looking for innovative nickname for my bf https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tz9hnp/looking_for_innovative_and_slightly_quirky/
40:52 They made a separate group chat without me https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tt8zt2/they_made_a_separate_group_chat_without_me/
52:54 I said something unhinged https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tmqoub/i_said_something_unhinged/
57:26 My dad is dating a 23 year old https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1sgbl9w/my_dad_50_is_dating_a_23_year_old/
1:03:48 I come to you from your future https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1tvd0vq/girls_i_come_to_you_from_your_future/
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WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: Patrick Horba
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assist: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Jose Perez
Audio Utility: Lila Rowell
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Matthew Faulkner
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon
Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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0:00 Intro
2:48 I left my bf's bday dinner after his mom took my seat https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1shbwsw/aita_for_leaving_my_bf_bday_dinner_after_his_mom/
13:36 Sponsor
14:09 Back to the story
18:32 My gf is going to prom with another guy while I'm in the hospital https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1tu7x1l/my_girlfriend_18f_is_going_to_prom_with_another/
32:56 Sponsor
34:03 My gf broke up with me over a board game https://www.reddit.com/r/boardgames/comments/1rd8nzk/my_girlfriend_just_broke_up_with_me_over_a_board/
48:22 Bff doesn't know his proposal speech is actually about me https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1tmnbk1/best_friend_doesnt_know_his_proposal_speech_is/
1:04:26 My bf keeps trying to impersonate my cat https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7xed0w/my_28f_boyfriend_27m_of_3_years_keeps_doing_the/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Marcus Munguia
Editor: Andre Gardere
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron, Emilie Anderson
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Prop Assistant: Lunora Reyes
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Mixer: Matt Taylor
Audio Utility: Michael Alaynick
Director of Photography: James Hull, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Elaine Pusey
Assistant Director: Cameron Mitchell
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Michael Gomez
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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0:00 Intro
3:57 I withheld concert tickets from friends after they ditched me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1t8m0jc/aita_for_withholding_concert_tickets_from_friends/
11:18 Sponsor
12:36 I broke up with my gf over a toilet plunger prank https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1tg1i96/aio_for_breaking_up_with_my_girlfriend_over_a/
23:07 Sponsor
24:12 I expected my partner to honor first come first serve with wedding invites https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tmhhdj/removed_by_moderator/
34:31 I just found out he has been secretly eating hotdogs https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1tl5l3e/me_35f_with_my_bf41_m_of_3_years_just_found_out/
56:08 I didn't make my new grandkid a homemade blanket https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1tgqjrb/aita_for_not_making_my_new_grandkid_a_homemade/
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WHO YOU HEAR
Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/
Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Amber Singletary ( @ambdotcom ) // https://www.instagram.com/ambdotcom/
WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Director: Emily Rose Jacobson
Editor: ZG
Channel Director, Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson
Producer, Pit: Matt Acevedo
Associate Producer, Pit: Marcus Munguia
Production Designer: Cassie Vance
Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby
Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman, Alex Norman
Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Emilie Anderson
Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar
Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo
Wardrobe Assistant: Elizabeth Park
Prop Assistant: Jocelyn Sfetcu
Art PA: Lunora Reyes, Emily Jameson
Director of Audio: Scott Neff
Audio Utility: Matt Taylor
Director of Photography: Eric Wann, Brennan Iketani
Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull
Camera Operator: Simone Williams
Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy
Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover
Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran
DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene
Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez
Director of IT: Tim Baker
IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
Director of Design: Ness Cardano
Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck
Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor
Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch
Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones
Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla
Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Social Editor: Vida Robbins
Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers
Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays
Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer
Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease
Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack
Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis
Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses
People & Culture Manager: Katie Fink
People & Culture Coordinator: Hannah Merritt
CEO: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox
CCO: Cory Midgarden
EVP of Programming & Development: Kiana Parker
Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis
Executive Coordinator: Katelyn Hempstead
Executive Assistant: Jackie Reilly
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