Jacked, Tan and Snarky

We’re back with a brand-new episode of Jacked, Tan & Snarky just in time for Christmas… only six months late, no big deal. We dive headfirst into Christmas movie opinions (including why some “top 10” lists are..interesting), tree décor chaos — Chelsea’s perfectly curated downstairs tree and her mildly unhinged upstairs tree vs Jenny’s shiny new tree era — and the very serious question of whether tinsel is a regional personality trait. Things get emotional when ChatGPT helps Chelsea track down a long-lost Christmas song from Jenny’s childhood (yes, there were feelings), followed by us openly admitting our love for ChatGPT because it basically runs our lives now — from end-of-year prompts to saving dinner from being completely soul-sucking (HELLO HelloFresh). Toss in a little Real Housewives, an accidental plastic surgery discussion, and proof that Chelsea survives purely on HelloFresh and chaos, and you’ve got a very on-brand holiday episode. Check Instagram for tree pics and tag us in yours — we promise to judge with love. 

We may have lost count of the episodes, but we haven’t lost our edge. In this week’s chaos, Jenny’s deep in Amazon storefront territory (send help, she bought jelly shoes), and Chelsea’s laser-focused on race strategy—from gear layouts to what she’s wearing to avoid mid-triathlon wardrobe malfunctions. We’re talking LTK, influencer impact, grandma overload (why are they always giving us bags of things?), and whether buying into the aesthetic is worth the price tag. Chelsea issues a formal calendar-marked apology to Carrie, Jenny picks piercings over tattoos, and we ask the big question: is it menopause, or are we dying?Also: The Good American Family is giving everything, Mary joining Traitors is wild, the RHOC reunion is about to be pure chaos, and someone had the audacity to eat Jenny’s sandwich. Press play for a little racing grit, a some retail therapy, and a lot of snark.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring.For the end of each episode: Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into White Lotus, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the absolute chaos that is reality TV fashion (seriously, who is dressing these people?). Plus, more housewives gossip, Traitors drama, and Southern Charm nonsense. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].

We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to run), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights.Also on the agenda: the art of vacation planning (or lack thereof), Chelsea’s cruise strategy (balancing meticulous schedules with YOLO moments), and the ultimate test of nerves—Jenny’s boys are driving now. Plus, the eternal debate: do you navigate with cardinal directions like a pioneer or just rely on your phone like a normal person?We’ve got Optavia gossip, a podcast rec ("Blink"), and some Yellowstone chatter (Carrie, this one's for you). And finally, the moment you didn’t know you needed—an all-out listener death match. Who comes out on top? Tune in to find out!Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at [email protected].