Try Not To Die

In his new amphibian body, Goo causes a ruckus across Forever.

When you make a podcast, you start having to thank people. First up is our hella sick network Lore Party. They make rad shows - check em out!

Next up is our illustrious Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Your security clearance has been upgraded, Pat! Just don't touch anything sticky. You can become an EOTM too - just go to Patreon.com/trynottodiepod!

Another fun donation link if you're feeling generous: buymeacoffee.com/trynottodiepod

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
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This office memo is from the desk, mind, and other, more unmentionable areas of Odessa Magisteria.

More Oddjobs next week! In the meantime, join at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod for more content all the dang time.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
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The best sign from a real estate investment is when you have to flee from it. Very fast. Faster! Don't look back. :)

CASSI! Our incredible guest - we are so grateful to them for coming on the show (and for being our supportive pod friend for many years). Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It is so worth a listen!

Thanks too to our network Lore Party, as well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro.

Congratulations to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter! We're letting you retire today. We DO need you back in tomorrow for your first day. But please, for today, enjoy. Are you enjoying?

You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon! We also have a Buy Me A Coffee. :)

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Bamf” - themfish“photocopy-machine” - tomlija“portal-idle” couchero“Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi“cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi“Witch Bolt” - Michaël Ghelfi“Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi“Word of Radiance” - Michaël Ghelfi“Forbiddance” - Michaël Ghelfi“bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul“car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv“crashing” - smmassuda“vehicle-small_car_bunrout_version-1” - scott_snailham

All sound effects under Freesound.org, unless listed as AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.Oddjobs (The Halls of Gralk) | Chapter 8: Closing the Book (ft. Cassiroll)
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This could be the start of a wonderful working relationship! Or a long, bitter sort of nemesis situation.

How hilarious and incredible is our guest, Cassi?! Check out the D&D show they DM here: Chosen Ones on Youtube! It has incredible stories, characters, and art for every episode!

Those we must thank every episode lest our real estate investments be cursed with ghouls and weird little guys: our brilliant network Lore Party. As well as Nicola Narracci whose art is in our intro!

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brändstatter. Did you get our lunch order? You can only eat the condiments. But you can eat as MANY condiments as you'd like. You can join our team of elite employees on Patreon!

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“submarine-sonar” - breviceps of Freesound.org“Door Smash” - Eneasz of Freesound.org “Record Scratch” - Luffy of Freesound.orgAdditional sound effects by Noah Perito
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Warning: cracks in dungeon are more dangerous than they appear.

Featuring, again, our incredible guest, Cassi of Chosen Ones DnD on Youtube. HIGHLY recommend checking out their visual novel style show!

Thank you to Nicola Narracci for our intro graphics! Thank you to our wonderful + lore-ful network, Lore Party, who make very lore-y podcasts.

Finally, to our Employee of the Month, Patrick Brandstatter: Paper clips. Pencils. Post-its. Sorry, is this not a supply list? If you want to become an employee of the month, you can join us on our Patreon! Or support the show with a one-timer at buymeacoffee.

Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi

Sound Effects:“Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti“City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer of Freesound.org “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi

Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
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